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Time	Film Title	Duration
06:00	CLAIRE MAKES IT BIG Claire, an overweight actress is fed up with losing parts to skinnier rivals. When she is rejected for a part in a Hollywood movie, she decides to get even. 2000 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Jeremy Workman Cast: Jason Hernandez-Rosenblatt, Stuart Fratkin, Wali Collins, Clancy Brown, Mara Hobel, Paige Turco, Peter Bogdanovich	28 mins
06:30	OPERATOR A man makes a phone call to God and He answers. 2007 / Comedy / UK (England) / English Director: Matthew Walker Cast: Matthew Walker	1 min
06:32	TV PEOPLE This story is about a man in a city. He spends a Saturday afternoon in his apartment bit by bit developing his own,very individual, phantasies. 2003 / Animation / United States Director: Katrin Glanz	2 mins
06:34	SNOWTIME Colin complains about the weather while Cumberland does his best to ignore him. 2007 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Dana Dorian	1 min
06:35	PLAIN HUNGER Maud has polished off her packed lunch and she is still hungry, so what will she eat next to satisfy her hunger? 2006 / Comedy / United Kingdom Director: Deva Palmier Cast: Anne Lacey	2 mins
06:38	JUNGLE BEAT: YOU GIVE ME FEVER 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
06:43	JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS As if ant isn't small enough, when he gets lost in the maze of tunnels in his underground home he stumbles across a strange liquid. He drinks it. He shrinks. Tiny tiny! His tunnels are now huge caverns and the other ants are giants he now has to evad 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
06:48	JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
06:53	VENT 2004 / Netherlands Director: Erik Van Schaaik	4 mins
06:57	FETCH 1998 / Australia / English Director: Lynn-Maree Danzey	1 min
07:00	CONFESSIONS OF A LATE BLOOMER 2005 / Drama / United States / English Director: Jen McGowan Cast: D'Angelo Jones, Christina Stacey, Tylor Chase	15 mins
07:16	MEGATRON It's Maxim birthday. He is 8 years old. he lives with his mother in a village quite far from the nearest city. For his borthday, his mother takes him to a McDonald's restaurant. 2008 / Drama / Romania Director: Marian Crisan Cast: Erwin Simshenson, Damian Oancea, Maxim Strinu, Gabriela Crisu	13 mins
07:30	WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON Miguel is an East L.A. teenager with aspirations of going to a good college. One year earlier, Miguel's mother - Carolina, divorced his father due to his unemployment and constant infidelities. 2004 / Drama / United States / English Director: Alonso Mayo Cast: Jose Yenque, Jeff Licon	23 mins
07:54	EVERY NIGHT I GO RUNNING The joy of running from the perspective of someone who cannot run. The central character uses the power of his imagination to transport himself into a universe which is every bit as challenging as the real thing. 2002 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: David Storr Cast: James Farley	3 mins
08:00	LEFT An Inpressionistic short film largely inspired by Andrew Wyeth's paintings "Christina's World" and "Overflow", LEFT centers around the heartbreaking separation between a woman and the man she loves. Devoid of dialogue, this haunting and operatic 2006 / Drama / United Kingdom Director: Alexandre O. Philippe Cast: Henri Rowland, Marilyn Auer	9 mins
08:09	EMPIRE 2005 / Experimental / France / English Director: Edouard Salier	3 mins
08:13	PASSENGERS The story of a mythical figure, who throughout time has watched over the consciences of mankind. This figure visits Jack, a man on the run from a troubled past, who must face his fears or meet with this myth. 2000 / Drama / United Kingdom Director: Matthew Kok	8 mins
08:21	LOVE TAKES Finding Mr. Right is apparently as difficult at 8 as it is at 80. Love Takes is a documentary that charts the places that love takes us and leaves us over a lifetime. 2003 / Documentary / United Kingdom / English Director: Jeanie Finlay	10 mins
08:30	TAKING THE WHEEL An obstinate 90-year-old woman refuses to give up driving. Stars John Cleese. 2001 / Comedy / United States / English Director: David Ackerman Cast: David Brainard, John Cleese, Patience Cleveland	11 mins
08:42	FAIR PLAY A young homeless boy must battle his conscience when he contemplates stealing a baseball mitt from a kind storeowner. Stars John Heard and Ed Asner. 2001 / Drama / United States / English Director: Joanie Wread Cast: Ed Asner, John Heard	14 mins
09:00	AMERICAN MADE An Indian - American family confronts issues of tradition, faith, conformity and sacrifice after the youngestson accuses his turban - clad orthodox father of looking like a terrorist while standed on a remote desert road. 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Sharat Raju	23 mins
09:24	TRAILERS FROM HELL : JOHNNY GUITAR Nick Ray's wild "revisionist" western must be the most critically dissected Republic Picture ever. Pure fifties hysteria with Mercedes McCambridge at her most terrifyingly overwrought. Great cast and terrific score by Victor Young. Documentary / English	3 mins
09:27	TRAILERS FROM HELL : LORD OF THE FLIES Author William Golding turned down numerous entreaties for movie adaptations of his provocative novel, finally accepting Peter Brook's concept of taking 30 or so boys to a tropical island and semi-improvising a feature film. The result, surprisingly, Documentary / English	2 mins
09:30	AUTO DA FE 2005 Director: Steve Rainbow	9 mins
09:39	DOCTOR MUFFINS Doctor Muffins leads an image driven town towards cosmetic bliss untill a new patient threatens to undo all they have come to know. 2003 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Will Canon Cast: Laura Reeves, Robin Read, Bob Hess, Phil Harrington, Molly Harrington, Truett Griffin	16 mins
09:56	STICK GUNS STICK GUNS looks at the instinct boys have for war, deep within the local wood, narrated from the viewpoint of a now thirty-something dad. A world where adventure was limited only by your imagination. A world where a good stick became a great gun. 2005 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: David Tucker	5 mins
10:00	MY DATE FROM HELL The Devil moves into his Viagra years, hoping to find the right girl to make his life complete, in this clever and atmospheric short. Beelzebub is fat, complacent and bored with the daily pressures of running the underworld. He's convinced that findi 2006 / Animation / Germany / English Director: Tim Weimann, Tom Bracht	12 mins
10:12	JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS As if ant isn't small enough, when he gets lost in the maze of tunnels in his underground home he stumbles across a strange liquid. He drinks it. He shrinks. Tiny tiny! His tunnels are now huge caverns and the other ants are giants he now has to evad 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
10:17	JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
10:22	DOWN TO EARTH Netherlands / English Director: Niels Van Der Heidjen, Michiel Wouters, Jairo Bambang Oetomo	2 mins
10:25	HARD BOILED CHICKEN 2006 / Netherlands Director: Arjan Wilschut	4 mins
10:30	BORIS A Russian man living in Los Angeles is forced to come to terms with his past and navigate his future. 2001 / Drama / United States / English Director: Francesca Galesi Cast: Ilia Volok, Irene DeBari, Yevgeni Lazarev	26 mins
11:00	NAME OF THE GAME, THE A journey into the musical mind of a 12 year-old tomboy, Maxine, who would rather wear shorts and play baseball than wear dresses, cook or clean. Through her imagination, she sees things more vividly brought to life through the beats of the big band. 2005 / United States / English Director: Daniel Buday Cast: Brooke Mackenzie, Joel McCrary, Stasha Surdyke	14 mins
11:14	BEATS PER MINUTE Through very lovable and entertaining choreography, a talented French street dancer leaves Europe with a one-way ticket to Hollywood to show the world a style of dance they've never seen before. He discovers that through dancing he can rewind time. 2008 / Drama / United States / French Director: Andrea Ball Cast: Celine Thubert Cole, Cole Walliser, Leigh Fox, Salah Benlemqawanssa	7 mins
11:22	FLYING SAUCER ROCK N' ROLL 1997 / Ireland / English Director: Enda Hughes	12 mins
11:30	SWEET AS CANDY In the stylised-50s parallel universe of Bubblegum Valley, young love is on the rocks. Will Blue ever be reunited with his true-love Candy? A fantastical musical extravaganza! 2003 / Music Video / New Zealand / English Director: Kezia Barnett Cast: Andrew Jolly, Tanya Horo	9 mins
11:41	MOVING IN A romantic comedy about the unromantic reality of living with the person you love. When Tina moves in, does love moves out? 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Jeff Stephenson	15 mins
12:00		60 mins
13:00	JELLY MOUSTACHE, THE - EPISODE ONE WORK Comedy / English	9 mins
13:09	FAMILY ATTRACTION The last "nuclear family" in America is an endangered species, held in captivity at The National Zoo. Stars Chris Penn and Martin Sheen. 1998 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Brian Hecker Cast: Martin Sheen, Chris Penn	16 mins
13:25	LUNCH (2003) A look into the secret infrastructure of eating out: In a small cafe, a big man in need of lunch encounters a uniquely American brand of malaise while two curiously unqualified chefs try to decode a TV cooking show . 2002 / Comedy / United States Director: Mark Herzig Cast: Reda Bellarbi, Rick Kleder	7 mins
13:30	BAR CODE 2001 / Netherlands Director: Adriaan Lokman	8 mins
13:38	HERO 2002 / Netherlands Director: Geertjan Tillmans	3 mins
13:42	HOLD THE LINE 2005 / Netherlands / English Director: Sem Assink	6 mins
13:48	SHIPWRECKED 2005 / Netherlands / English Director: Frodo Kuipers	5 mins
13:53	STICKY FEET 2007 / Netherlands Director: Udo Prinsen	4 mins
13:58	FETCH 1998 / Australia / English Director: Lynn-Maree Danzey	1 min
14:00		60 mins
15:00	JACKALOPE, THE Flustered by his awkward advance toward a beautiful girl, a shy boy hears the tale of a mysterious creature, which turns out to be more than just a work of fiction. 2002 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Joseph Guerrieri Cast: Brendan Shanahan, Corey Lewis Pearman, Richard Swaidan	11 mins
15:13	SHOES OFF! Stuart, a timid 31-year-old bachelor, is inspired to break out of his monotonous existence by a mysterious woman and her beautiful black boots. 1998 / Drama / Canada / English Director: Mark Sawers Cast: David Lewis, Deanna Milligan	13 mins
15:30	AMAZING TROUSERS, THE A Gothic comedy period drama about a meek loser who makes a Faustian pact with a sinister tailor to get his hands on a lucky pair of red trousers. 2007 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Andy Kemble Cast: Alice Eve, David Bamber, Kris Marshall	11 mins
15:42	PEACE A brutal comedy about one man's struggle to preserve his sanity in the golden years. 2005 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Mike Doto Cast: Kurtwood Smith, Nancy Lenehan	16 mins
16:00		60 mins
17:00	VOODOO BAYOU After being mistakenly bitten by an electrified mosquito, a voodoo doll comes to life in a dilapidated shack. Then, realizing he's been used a an instrument of evil, tires to escape the control of his master, the mysterious Witch Doctor... 2007 / Horror / Mexico Director: Javier Gutierrez	10 mins
17:10	RAFT, THE Two starved and exhausted castaways are lost at sea, when a seagull drops a fish to their raft. this is the moment tos ee what the real friendship is! 2004 / Animation / Germany Director: Jan Thuring	8 mins
17:19	DREAMMAKER The Dreammaker once made the most beautiful dreams for people. Now he lives solitary for only one purpose, the creation of a special dream - his dream. One day a girl visits him to ask for a dream to help her through scary nights. When he refuses, he stay 2007 / Animation / Germany / English Director: Leszek Plichta	12 mins
17:30	SHUI HEN 2002 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Maximilian Jezo-Parovsky Cast: Cici Lau, Ada Tai, Arlene Tai, Jim Lau	21 mins
17:51	MAESTRO, anim Five minutes before his big performance, the Maestro and his persistent mechanical assistant are getting ready. As the clock ticks, life at the top is not all it seems. 2005 / Comedy / Hungary Director: Geza M. Toth	4 mins
17:56	SATSUMA Macabre suburban parable. Two young children during an uncomfortably hot and tragic summer afternoon's play. 2002 / English Director: Rob Brown Cast: Lauren Parker, Ben Allsopp	8 mins
18:00	SYLVESTER A car crash leads circus folk into a bizarre paternity suit. 2001 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Kevin Molony Cast: George Yiasoumi, Kari Väänänen	20 mins
18:21	VALENTINE'S DAY 6 year old Jason is kicking, screaming and biting his way through school. Mr Valentine, his new teacher can't cope at all but one day Jason paints a picture which begins to reveal secrets that show a different side to this "wild child". 2003 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Joanna Carrick	8 mins
18:30	VELOCITY RULES Midwestern housewife inadvertently discovers that she is a superhero. 2000 / Comedy / United States Director: Patty Jenkins	18 mins
18:48	I WANT YOU A 'boy meets girl' love story. Nearly. 2003 / Romance / United Kingdom / English Director: Alex Norris Cast: Bryan Dick, Loo Brealey, Ranee Chambers	3 mins
18:52	LOVE TAKES Finding Mr. Right is apparently as difficult at 8 as it is at 80. Love Takes is a documentary that charts the places that love takes us and leaves us over a lifetime. 2003 / Documentary / United Kingdom / English Director: Jeanie Finlay	10 mins
19:00	PHOBIAS A surreal adventure into the minds of five phobiacs in a waiting room. 2006 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: KATIE ELLWOOD Cast: ANDREW BUCKLEY, ISOBELL HURLL, KIKI KENDRICK, LUCY MONTGOMERY, Paul Kaye	8 mins
19:08	TRAILERS FROM HELL : ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN Directed by Nathan Juran, no one could have predicted that this mini-budget exploitation film from 1958 would become one of the most famous titles in movie history. Documentary / English	2 mins
19:10	COME HERE TODAY The philosophical journey of Alex, Rhys Ifans, through his most intimate relationships towards an emotional reconciliation with his father. It is only in the moment of death that one can truly grasp the meaning of life. 2007 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Simon Aboud Cast: John McArdle, Rhys Ifans, Rita Tushingham	11 mins
19:22	TRAILERS FROM HELL : PSYCHO This trailer (almost a short subject at nearly 7 minutes long) is from 1960, when Hitchcock had merchandised himself a la Walt Disney into one of the most recognizable movie directors on earth. Documentary / English	6 mins
19:30	DOUBLE NEGATIVES Enter the world of 12 year old Paul Sorensen as his battle with obessives compulsive disorder reaches a climactic moment and for the first time he is forced to choose between friendship and the desperate loneliness caused by his disorder. 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Stig Tue Walin Storm	16 mins
19:46	WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRIS While the USA and the USSR engage in a nuclear standoff, a single mother potty trains her two-year old. 2002 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Charles McNamara	16 mins
20:00	JELLY MOUSTACHE, THE - EPISODE ONE WORK Comedy / English	9 mins
20:09	DISHPAN MAN, THE The rise and fall of a young hood with a supernatural gift. 2000 / Sci-Fi / United States / English Director: Hal Long	14 mins
20:24	ONE SHOT WONDER Two filmmakers discuss whether it's possible to make their short film using only one shot. And apparently it's not. 2001 / Spoof / Australia / English Director: Carine Colin	6 mins
20:30	KEITH REYNOLDS CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT Keith Reynolds leaves his hat in his car. This isn't the only mistake he makes today. 2007 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Felix Massie Cast: Scott Johnson	6 mins
20:36	MAESTRO, anim Five minutes before his big performance, the Maestro and his persistent mechanical assistant are getting ready. As the clock ticks, life at the top is not all it seems. 2005 / Comedy / Hungary Director: Geza M. Toth	4 mins
20:41	SAME DIFFERENCE Five identical robots struggle with what it means to be different. 2003 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Gregory Scott Katsoulis Cast: Jessica Haynes	11 mins
20:52	HARVEST, THE This alien race's demands are simple: just hand over your kidneys and no one will get hurt. But wait... that's a lie. 2006 / Animation / Netherlands / English Director: Mark Bazelmans Cast: Ferry Bazelmans	2 mins
20:55	ANNA AND BELLA 1984 / Netherlands Director: Børge Ring	7 mins
21:00	VAGABOND SHOES A chance occurrence gives Alec, an enigmatic homeless man, the opportunity to enter a high society gathering. There, the layers of his personality and his past are revealed to an unsuspecting audience. 2005 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Jackie Oudney Cast: Iain Glen	16 mins
21:16	CHYENNE On the lawn between two blocks of flats of a deserted housing estate, a little girl ? Chyenne ? sneaks up to a raven and starts a game in approaching him unseen. The odd duel ends up in a struggle, whose winner isn't defined till the very end. 2004 / Experimental / Switzerland Director: Alexander Meier Cast: Deleila Piasko, Raven Henry	4 mins
21:21	EQUESTRIAN A short film that plays a refined game with slices of time in the big city. The matter-of-fact presence of a horsewoman in the city changes into a surrealist and heroic moment and monument. 2003 / Experimental / Netherlands Director: Michiel Van Bakel Cast: Deborah Post	3 mins
21:25	SIXTH SCENT A comic tale about the laws of karma at work in the superficial world of love and lust in the big city. 2002 / Comedy / Australia / English Director: Petrina Buckley Cast: Mark Jensen, Stephen Bach, Petrina Buckley	4 mins
21:30	2010 2010 is a reference code of her favourite wine. While leha lries to shield herself from the suspicious looks of the staff at Systembolaget, the state liquor store, the people close to her shut their eyes to her increasinlgy obvious addiction. Then Leja me 2006 / Drama / Sweden / Swedish Director: Beata Gardeler Cast: Jesper Malm, Ellenn Mattsson	29 mins
22:00	ROASTBEEF 2007 / Canada Director: Miryam Bouchard, Francois Begin Cast: Louise Lecavalier, Reynald Bouchard	5 mins
22:06	LOVE & VOLTS Canada	19 mins
22:30	COOKIE THIEF, THE A silent duel over a bag of cookie set in a train station. 1999 / Comedy / United Kingdom Director: Toby Leslie, Hugo Currie Cast: Honor Fraser, Jack Davenport	7 mins
22:37	DREAMING, THE 2008 / US / English Director: Anthony Green Cast: Robbie Robertson, Vern Harper, Michael Greyeyes, Stanley Green, Devon Bostick	11 mins
22:45	A SUMMER'S DAY Two teenagers share a post-coital moment in a field on a perfect summer's day. 2002 / Experimental / United Kingdom Director: Pippa Marks	1 min
22:47	CHARITY A man working in a hardware shop fixes his own spectacles and then spots, to his horror, that the 'Sooty Bear' charity box only has one eye. This appeals to his sense of nurture and he sets about fixing it. 2002 / Drama / United Kingdom Director: Pippa Marks Cast: Christopher Eccleston	1 min
22:49	AMAZING TROUSERS, THE A Gothic comedy period drama about a meek loser who makes a Faustian pact with a sinister tailor to get his hands on a lucky pair of red trousers. 2007 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Andy Kemble Cast: Alice Eve, David Bamber, Kris Marshall	11 mins
23:00	JOHN A men's room attendant is in jeopardy of losing his job when the restaurant owner's son takes over. 1998 / Drama / United States / English Director: Marni Banack	18 mins
23:18	NO PROBLEM Delightful and poignant, the film is set in the late 1970's and tells the story of a newly arrived immigrant boy dealing with his first days in an American school. 2001 / Drama / United States / Russian Director: Gene Lushtak	16 mins
23:30	AUTOMATION A lonely parking garage attendant is thrust headlong into a fully automated world as he tries to deal with a random power outage. As his frustration builds, his need for human contact becomes more than he can bear. 2004 / Drama / United States / English Director: Todd Albright	24 mins
23:54	TRAILERS FROM HELL : FIVE MILLION YEARS TO EARTH / Third of Nigel Kneale's visionary Quatermass features adapted from his groundbreaking BBC serials, this one dispenses with Hammer's '50s reliance on transplanted US stars and took a decade to make it into production. Although somewhat cribb Documentary / English	2 mins
23:57	TRAILERS FROM HELL : CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA Roger Corman's goofiest movie didn't play many theaters in 1961 but found its audience during the following decade on late nite TV Creature Features. More off-kilter fun from writer Chuck Griffith. The third lead, billed as Edward Wain, is China Documentary / English	1 min
00:00	STRIPES 2003 Director: Sean Spencer	10 mins
00:10	RECYCLING FLO An off beat story about a man who meets an intriguing woman at a party and winds up in a very unusual menage a trios. 2004 / Drama / United States / English Director: Terri Hanauer Cast: Paige Moss, Patrick Fabian	12 mins
00:23	RECONCILERS, THE The year is 2021: Two Multinational Corporations facing possible extinction opt for trial by combat to settle their differences. 2002 / Sci-Fi / United States / English Director: Pil Pilegaard	9 mins
00:30	BURIED English	6 mins
00:36	TWO STOPS TO BANK A journey home that turns into a nightmare, TWO STOPS TO BANK is a roller coaster ride of suspense, suspicion, guilt and romance. Okay, not that much romance actually! 2004 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Fred Aidroos	7 mins
00:44	ARROW MAN SAM Welcome to the world of pub darts - a world of fast cars, fast women and free food. In this comedy mockumentary cledwyn's dreams fall around his snakeskin shoes as he grooms his chubby protege Sam for the success he himself recently let slip. 2004 / United Kingdom / English Director: Tom Rowson Cast: Lily Robinson, Masato Ando, Peter Rowson, Sam Childs, Tom Rowson	16 mins
01:00	Scrub A biker has conformed into mainstream society. 2006 / Australia / English Director: Douglas Watkin Cast: Robert Jozinovic, Jorde Lenoy, Stephen Geronimos, Gourie Blackley	9 mins
01:10	INGRID, PALLE AND THE SOUNDS Palle and Ingrid have a perfectly normal married life except for one thing: Palle hears weird sounds coming from the basement. Despite his wifes efforts to make him forget about it, he goes one day to investigate it and discovers a terrible secret. 2005 / Horror / Denmark Director: Lasse Lindsteen Cast: Bodil Sangill, Troels Munk	6 mins
01:17	POR AMOR When a dark secret is revealed it forces Maria, a recent Mexican immigrant, to face the most difficult decision of her life. She is placed in an unimaginable situation. Whatever choice she makes will forever scar her family. 2005 / Drama / United States / Spanish Director: Ben-Hur Uribe Cast: Jasmine Siler, Johnny Yepez, Laura Crotte	15 mins
01:30	CODENAME: SIMON Simon is an undercover space agent whose new mission finds him on Earth awaiting pick-up by his parents' spaceship. 2004 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Graham Tallman	9 mins
01:39	CONFESSIONS OF A LATE BLOOMER 2005 / Drama / United States / English Director: Jen McGowan Cast: D'Angelo Jones, Christina Stacey, Tylor Chase	15 mins
01:55	TRAILERS FROM HELL : ROSEMARY'S BABY William Castle's greatest movie-- because it was directed by Roman Polanski! May be the finest book to film adaptation ever, brilliant in every detail. Naturally, it's slated to be remade--but we dunno who'd be foolish enough to try. Documentary / English	3 mins
02:00	Back 2002 / Australia / English Director: Sam Toy Cast: Lucas Stibbard, Damien Garvey	13 mins
02:15	Hole in The Wall 2005 / Australia / English Director: Peter Hegedus Cast: Helen Howard, Samuel Johnson, Harrison Reynolds	10 mins
02:26	DESSERTS An unsuspecting man becomes the victim of a vengeful sea creature. Stars Ewan McGregor. 1998 / Thriller / United Kingdom Director: Jeff Stark Cast: Ewan McGregor	3 mins
02:30	JONAH A teenage boy falls in love with an older woman. Starring Linda Hamilton. 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Adam Penn Cast: Linda Hamilton	18 mins
02:48	CHRONIC It's Christmas Eve and Carl's going to a party - or so he thinks. 2002 / English Director: John Humphreys	10 mins
03:00	AUTOMATION A lonely parking garage attendant is thrust headlong into a fully automated world as he tries to deal with a random power outage. As his frustration builds, his need for human contact becomes more than he can bear. 2004 / Drama / United States / English Director: Todd Albright	24 mins
03:24	TRAILERS FROM HELL : FIVE MILLION YEARS TO EARTH / Third of Nigel Kneale's visionary Quatermass features adapted from his groundbreaking BBC serials, this one dispenses with Hammer's '50s reliance on transplanted US stars and took a decade to make it into production. Although somewhat cribb Documentary / English	2 mins
03:27	TRAILERS FROM HELL : CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA Roger Corman's goofiest movie didn't play many theaters in 1961 but found its audience during the following decade on late nite TV Creature Features. More off-kilter fun from writer Chuck Griffith. The third lead, billed as Edward Wain, is China Documentary / English	1 min
03:30	YOU OWE US: THE FAMILY NEVER FORGETS A comedic look at the film noir genre, You Owe Us is about lackluster newlywed, Billy who must suddenly make good on a forgotten favor owed to the Mafia from years past. 2004 / Comedy / United States / English	16 mins
03:46	TWO STOPS TO BANK A journey home that turns into a nightmare, TWO STOPS TO BANK is a roller coaster ride of suspense, suspicion, guilt and romance. Okay, not that much romance actually! 2004 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Fred Aidroos	7 mins
03:53	MALTONIUS OLBREN Maltonius Olbren lives on the top floor of a tall, old building on the ring road. One morning he wakes up with the urge to fly. 2001 / Comedy / France / French Director: Kalev Kamen Cast: Eric Caruso, Fabien Krzyzanowski	6 mins
04:00	PUNITION, LA Paris, France: a film producer and alcoholic asks a private detective to spy on his wife to make sure she still loves him. The detective discovers an absurd and deadly relationship. 2007 / Drama / France / French Director: Yuki Kawamura Cast: Claire Renaut, Didier Nobletz, Francois Podetti	19 mins
04:19	STOP A fatal raid in a videostore is the starting point for this short film within a film that plays a bizarre game with fiction and reality. An ironic, dazzling commentary on the stream of recordings of 'real life' with which society is flooded. 2003 / Spoof / Netherlands Director: Mathijs Geijskes	6 mins
04:30	SPEED FOR THESPIANS Love and betrayal are central themes in Anton Chekhov's play "The Bear." In this film adaptation, art and life intersect as the play is performed before an audience of unsuspecting commuters on an in-service NYC bus. 2000 / Drama / United States / English Director: Kalman Apple Cast: Camilla Enders, Denis Holmes, Jamie Harris	28 mins
05:00	Creator, The It's 1000 years in the future. A corporation has devised a procedure that has the ability to liberate the human race...or possibly doom it for eternity. The fate of the humanity lies in the hands of a single human being. 2006 / Australia / English Director: Paul Mayze Cast: Glen Keogh, Robyn Moore	9 mins
05:09	REDUCING STANLEY The surreal tale of a young boy struggling to communicate with his increasingly obsessed father in the lingering aftermath of tragedy. 1998 / Thriller / United States / English Director: Mike Harvkey Cast: Christopher Coulson, Ramsey Krull	23 mins
05:30	MOCKINGBIRD Jenny's transvestite father is succumbing to a wasting disease. Through a series of tiny moments and half-remembered experiences - including a resonant mystery tour to the countryside - she weaves a recollection of their last summer together. 2005 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Joe Tunmer Cast: Eliza Darby, William Houston, Olivia Williams	12 mins
05:42	AT THE QUINTE HOTEL A man in a seedy bar picks a fight with a thug and admits that he is a sensitive man who writes flower poems. 2002 / Drama / Canada / English Director: Douglas Bensadoun Cast: David Disalvio, Gordon Downie	6 mins
05:49	A STONER'S GUIDE TO MAKING EGG-FRIED RICE A very alternative lifestyle programme about making egg fried rice. Plus there's a goldfish. 2002 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Ray Wong	8 mins

What's On

TV Schedule

CLAIRE MAKES IT BIG

OPERATOR

TV PEOPLE

SNOWTIME

PLAIN HUNGER

JUNGLE BEAT: YOU GIVE ME FEVER

JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS

JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

VENT

FETCH

CONFESSIONS OF A LATE BLOOMER

MEGATRON

WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON

EVERY NIGHT I GO RUNNING

LEFT

EMPIRE

PASSENGERS

LOVE TAKES

TAKING THE WHEEL

FAIR PLAY

AMERICAN MADE

TRAILERS FROM HELL : JOHNNY GUITAR

TRAILERS FROM HELL : LORD OF THE FLIES

AUTO DA FE

DOCTOR MUFFINS

STICK GUNS

MY DATE FROM HELL

JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS

JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

DOWN TO EARTH

HARD BOILED CHICKEN

BORIS

NAME OF THE GAME, THE

BEATS PER MINUTE

FLYING SAUCER ROCK N' ROLL

SWEET AS CANDY

MOVING IN

JELLY MOUSTACHE, THE - EPISODE ONE WORK

FAMILY ATTRACTION

LUNCH (2003)

BAR CODE

HERO

HOLD THE LINE

SHIPWRECKED

STICKY FEET

FETCH

JACKALOPE, THE

SHOES OFF!

AMAZING TROUSERS, THE

PEACE

VOODOO BAYOU

RAFT, THE

DREAMMAKER

SHUI HEN

MAESTRO, anim

SATSUMA

SYLVESTER

VALENTINE'S DAY

VELOCITY RULES

I WANT YOU

LOVE TAKES

PHOBIAS

TRAILERS FROM HELL : ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN

COME HERE TODAY

TRAILERS FROM HELL : PSYCHO

DOUBLE NEGATIVES

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRIS

JELLY MOUSTACHE, THE - EPISODE ONE WORK

DISHPAN MAN, THE

ONE SHOT WONDER

KEITH REYNOLDS CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT

MAESTRO, anim

SAME DIFFERENCE

HARVEST, THE

ANNA AND BELLA

VAGABOND SHOES

CHYENNE

EQUESTRIAN