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Wednesday 8th Sep 2010

Time	Film Title	Duration
06:00	VELOCITY RULES Midwestern housewife inadvertently discovers that she is a superhero. 2000 / Comedy / United States Director: Patty Jenkins	18 mins
06:18	I WANT YOU A 'boy meets girl' love story. Nearly. 2003 / Romance / United Kingdom / English Director: Alex Norris Cast: Bryan Dick, Loo Brealey, Ranee Chambers	3 mins
06:22	LOVE TAKES Finding Mr. Right is apparently as difficult at 8 as it is at 80. Love Takes is a documentary that charts the places that love takes us and leaves us over a lifetime. 2003 / Documentary / United Kingdom / English Director: Jeanie Finlay	10 mins
06:30	PHOBIAS A surreal adventure into the minds of five phobiacs in a waiting room. 2006 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: KATIE ELLWOOD Cast: ANDREW BUCKLEY, ISOBELL HURLL, KIKI KENDRICK, LUCY MONTGOMERY, Paul Kaye	8 mins
06:38	TRAILERS FROM HELL : ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN Directed by Nathan Juran, no one could have predicted that this mini-budget exploitation film from 1958 would become one of the most famous titles in movie history. Documentary / English	2 mins
06:40	COME HERE TODAY The philosophical journey of Alex, Rhys Ifans, through his most intimate relationships towards an emotional reconciliation with his father. It is only in the moment of death that one can truly grasp the meaning of life. 2007 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Simon Aboud Cast: John McArdle, Rhys Ifans, Rita Tushingham	11 mins
06:52	TRAILERS FROM HELL : PSYCHO This trailer (almost a short subject at nearly 7 minutes long) is from 1960, when Hitchcock had merchandised himself a la Walt Disney into one of the most recognizable movie directors on earth. Documentary / English	6 mins
07:00	DOUBLE NEGATIVES Enter the world of 12 year old Paul Sorensen as his battle with obessives compulsive disorder reaches a climactic moment and for the first time he is forced to choose between friendship and the desperate loneliness caused by his disorder. 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Stig Tue Walin Storm	16 mins
07:16	WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRIS While the USA and the USSR engage in a nuclear standoff, a single mother potty trains her two-year old. 2002 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Charles McNamara	16 mins
07:30	HETTY On 14th May 2002, Hetty Vickers invited loved ones to her home, to assist in taking her own life.Unfortunately, something went awry. A disarming satire about euthanasia and just how hard it is to rest in peace. 2002 / Comedy / Australia / English Director: Angus Stevens Cast: Carole Skinner, Don Reid, Julie Herbert, Maggie Kirkpatrick	8 mins
07:38	LONE STAR LETTERS, THE In a small-town post office populated by big-time personalities, a postman falls in love with a mail tampering vixen. 1996 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Leandro Esquerra Cast: Colleen Camp	20 mins
08:00	LOST CARGO 2006 / Netherlands Director: Pieter Engels, Efim Perlis	15 mins
08:16	ANNIE & BOO It is night, in a lonely train station when a young girl meets with a strange... coincidence. Literally. What if coincidences were living, breathing entities? And what would happen if a human and a coincidence met? Would either one of them ever be the sam 2003 / Animation / Germany / English Director: Johannes Weiland	14 mins
08:30	BOY NEXT DOOR Calvin thinks his new next door neighbour will bring his unlucky streak to an end. Unfortunately he's right. 2005 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Travis Davis Cast: Travis Davis	17 mins
08:48	GOING POSTAL Ten year old Sandy is abandonned for a week at home, alone. She strikes up a friendship with the postman. Can she trust him? 2005 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Suzi Ewing Cast: Heather Cameron, Steve Husin	13 mins
09:00	DOG TIRED 2004 Director: Greg McLeod	9 mins
09:09	LITTLE TERRORIST A twelve year old Pakistani Muslim boy mistakenly crosses the minefield strewn border into India and finds an unusual ally - Bhola, a Hindu school teacher who must find a way of hiding him from Indian soldiers looking for the 'terrorist' who cro 2004 / Drama / United Kingdom Director: Ashvin Kumar Cast: Salim Ali, Megnaa Mehtta, Sushil Sharma	15 mins
09:24	TRAILERS FROM HELL : PHANTHOM OF THE PARADISE Brian De Palma and Paul Williams' satirical glam-rock-opera takeoff on the Lon Chaney classic is the very definition of a midnight movie: bizarre, stylish and totally out there in that unique anything-goes 70s mode that looks positively classical tod Documentary / English	3 mins
09:28	TRAILERS FROM HELL : FORBIDDEN PLANET Dr. Morbius. His daughter Altaira. Robby the Robot. The Monster from the Id. Did we mention Altaira? (!) All are cultural icons introduced in the best-loved space opera of the nifty fifties, based on The Bard and bolstered by memorable fx by Disney's Documentary / English	3 mins
09:30	ROASTBEEF 2007 / Canada Director: Miryam Bouchard, Francois Begin Cast: Louise Lecavalier, Reynald Bouchard	5 mins
09:36	INDEFINITELY A wedding videographer decides it's his moral obligation to break up the bride and groom. Chaos ensues. 2001 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Marc Pilvinsky Cast: Dameon Clarke, Alaina Kalanj, Jeffrey Schmidt	20 mins
10:00	COOKIE THIEF, THE A silent duel over a bag of cookie set in a train station. 1999 / Comedy / United Kingdom Director: Toby Leslie, Hugo Currie Cast: Honor Fraser, Jack Davenport	7 mins
10:07	LISTENING 2002 / United Kingdom / English Director: Kenneth Branagh Cast: Frances Barber, Paul McGann	20 mins
10:30	JOHN A men's room attendant is in jeopardy of losing his job when the restaurant owner's son takes over. 1998 / Drama / United States / English Director: Marni Banack	18 mins
10:48	NO PROBLEM Delightful and poignant, the film is set in the late 1970's and tells the story of a newly arrived immigrant boy dealing with his first days in an American school. 2001 / Drama / United States / Russian Director: Gene Lushtak	16 mins
11:00	MARILYN HOTCHKISS' BALLROOM DANCING & CH When Steve and Peter's game of "British Bulldog" gets out of hand, their moms sign them up for the "Dorky" Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School. Narrated by William Hurt. 1990 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Randall Miller Cast: Elden Henson, William Hurt	31 mins
11:30	OPERATOR A man makes a phone call to God and He answers. 2007 / Comedy / UK (England) / English Director: Matthew Walker Cast: Matthew Walker	1 min
11:32	TV PEOPLE This story is about a man in a city. He spends a Saturday afternoon in his apartment bit by bit developing his own,very individual, phantasies. 2003 / Animation / United States Director: Katrin Glanz	2 mins
11:34	HARD BOILED CHICKEN 2006 / Netherlands Director: Arjan Wilschut	4 mins
11:38	JUNGLE BEAT: YOU GIVE ME FEVER 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
11:43	JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS As if ant isn't small enough, when he gets lost in the maze of tunnels in his underground home he stumbles across a strange liquid. He drinks it. He shrinks. Tiny tiny! His tunnels are now huge caverns and the other ants are giants he now has to evad 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
11:48	JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
11:53	VENT 2004 / Netherlands Director: Erik Van Schaaik	4 mins
11:58	FETCH 1998 / Australia / English Director: Lynn-Maree Danzey	1 min
12:00		60 mins
13:00	LEFT An Inpressionistic short film largely inspired by Andrew Wyeth's paintings "Christina's World" and "Overflow", LEFT centers around the heartbreaking separation between a woman and the man she loves. Devoid of dialogue, this haunting and operatic 2006 / Drama / United Kingdom Director: Alexandre O. Philippe Cast: Henri Rowland, Marilyn Auer	9 mins
13:09	EMPIRE 2005 / Experimental / France / English Director: Edouard Salier	3 mins
13:14	PASSENGERS The story of a mythical figure, who throughout time has watched over the consciences of mankind. This figure visits Jack, a man on the run from a troubled past, who must face his fears or meet with this myth. 2000 / Drama / United Kingdom Director: Matthew Kok	8 mins
13:22	A SUMMER'S DAY Two teenagers share a post-coital moment in a field on a perfect summer's day. 2002 / Experimental / United Kingdom Director: Pippa Marks	1 min
13:23	MELANCHOLY PUFF MACHINE, THE Longing for the affection of a beautiful doll, a melancholy puff toy delivers a message across a child's bedroom. 2006 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Jennifer Oxley	4 mins
13:30	DREAMING, THE 2008 / US / English Director: Anthony Green Cast: Robbie Robertson, Vern Harper, Michael Greyeyes, Stanley Green, Devon Bostick	10 mins
13:41	WISHING TIME WISHING TIME is a story about Maggie Simmons, a young woman who has lived her entire life without making a wish or believing in a god. But after an unusual encounter with a strange man, Maggie begins to see things differently. 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Torrie Rosenzweig	11 mins
13:52	DARLING DARLING Harold (Michael Cera) must do his best to make a good first impression on his date's one-of-a-kind father, Mr. Darling. 2005 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Matthew Lessner Cast: Seana Mcgaha, Steven Barry, Michelle Marie-White, Michael Cera	13 mins
14:00		60 mins
15:00	MY DATE FROM HELL The Devil moves into his Viagra years, hoping to find the right girl to make his life complete, in this clever and atmospheric short. Beelzebub is fat, complacent and bored with the daily pressures of running the underworld. He's convinced that findi 2006 / Animation / Germany / English Director: Tim Weimann, Tom Bracht	12 mins
15:12	JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS As if ant isn't small enough, when he gets lost in the maze of tunnels in his underground home he stumbles across a strange liquid. He drinks it. He shrinks. Tiny tiny! His tunnels are now huge caverns and the other ants are giants he now has to evad 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
15:17	JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH 2004 / Zimbabwe Director: Brent Dawes	4 mins
15:22	DOWN TO EARTH Netherlands / English Director: Niels Van Der Heidjen, Michiel Wouters, Jairo Bambang Oetomo	2 mins
15:25	NA HRANI One day during a training session a figure skater fell don and was badly hurt... His future sportive career is threatened. His eyes are full of horror. What phantom did he see and what will he do to change the fearsome destiny? 2007 / Animation / Ukraine / English Director: Artem Sukharev	6 mins
15:30	BORIS A Russian man living in Los Angeles is forced to come to terms with his past and navigate his future. 2001 / Drama / United States / English Director: Francesca Galesi Cast: Ilia Volok, Irene DeBari, Yevgeni Lazarev	26 mins
16:00		60 mins
17:00	CAR KID, THE Two unlikely heroes become connected through their love of music, and on the day they meet, their lives are changed forever. Stars James Franco ("Spiderman"), Brad Renfro; features Meat Loaf. 2001 / Drama / United States / English Director: Tricia Brock Cast: Brad Renfro, James Franco, Meatloaf	14 mins
17:15	ANOTHER GREEN WORLD A novel and uplifting film in which Patsy Palmer plays a woman trying to contend with her gritty urban life after the loss of her sister. 2004 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Peter Chipping Cast: Patsy Plamer	8 mins
17:30	AMERICAN MADE An Indian - American family confronts issues of tradition, faith, conformity and sacrifice after the youngestson accuses his turban - clad orthodox father of looking like a terrorist while standed on a remote desert road. 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Sharat Raju	23 mins
17:54	TRAILERS FROM HELL : JOHNNY GUITAR Nick Ray's wild "revisionist" western must be the most critically dissected Republic Picture ever. Pure fifties hysteria with Mercedes McCambridge at her most terrifyingly overwrought. Great cast and terrific score by Victor Young. Documentary / English	3 mins
17:57	TRAILERS FROM HELL : LORD OF THE FLIES Author William Golding turned down numerous entreaties for movie adaptations of his provocative novel, finally accepting Peter Brook's concept of taking 30 or so boys to a tropical island and semi-improvising a feature film. The result, surprisingly, Documentary / English	2 mins
18:00	AUTO DA FE 2005 Director: Steve Rainbow	9 mins
18:09	DOCTOR MUFFINS Doctor Muffins leads an image driven town towards cosmetic bliss untill a new patient threatens to undo all they have come to know. 2003 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Will Canon Cast: Laura Reeves, Robin Read, Bob Hess, Phil Harrington, Molly Harrington, Truett Griffin	16 mins
18:26	STICK GUNS STICK GUNS looks at the instinct boys have for war, deep within the local wood, narrated from the viewpoint of a now thirty-something dad. A world where adventure was limited only by your imagination. A world where a good stick became a great gun. 2005 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: David Tucker	5 mins
18:30	BAR CODE 2001 / Netherlands Director: Adriaan Lokman	8 mins
18:38	HERO 2002 / Netherlands Director: Geertjan Tillmans	3 mins
18:42	HOLD THE LINE 2005 / Netherlands / English Director: Sem Assink	6 mins
18:48	SHIPWRECKED 2005 / Netherlands / English Director: Frodo Kuipers	5 mins
18:53	STICKY FEET 2007 / Netherlands Director: Udo Prinsen	4 mins
18:58	FETCH 1998 / Australia / English Director: Lynn-Maree Danzey	1 min
19:00	CODENAME: SIMON Simon is an undercover space agent whose new mission finds him on Earth awaiting pick-up by his parents' spaceship. 2004 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Graham Tallman	9 mins
19:09	TRAILERS FROM HELL : ROSEMARY'S BABY William Castle's greatest movie-- because it was directed by Roman Polanski! May be the finest book to film adaptation ever, brilliant in every detail. Naturally, it's slated to be remade--but we dunno who'd be foolish enough to try. Documentary / English	3 mins
19:13	PHOBIAS A surreal adventure into the minds of five phobiacs in a waiting room. 2006 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: KATIE ELLWOOD Cast: ANDREW BUCKLEY, ISOBELL HURLL, KIKI KENDRICK, LUCY MONTGOMERY, Paul Kaye	8 mins
19:21	CONCRETE When a reserved botanist tries to teach a little girl about the world of plants, he finds that she is, in fact teaching him about the world of people. 2001 / Drama / United States / English Director: Andy Watts	14 mins
19:30	ONE OF US? The dynamic pace of Quincy's basketball match soon calms when he is faced with a life changing dilemma. 2007 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Clint Dyer Cast: Ellen Thomas, Simon Kunz, Danny Webb, Cathy Tyson, Madra Ihegborow, Alexis Rodney	10 mins
19:40	ORION SLAVE GIRLS MUST DIE This is the voyage of Jules and Matt, best friends whose lives are devoted to Star Trek...and devoid of girls. When Matt falls for Stacey, an alluring sorority girl, he ashamedly hides his love of Trek to join a fraternity. Outraged, Jules must take drast 2008 / Sci-Fi / English Director: Eric Kallevig Cast: Matt Jones, Nicholas Downs	21 mins
20:00	WEDNESDAY "Wednesday" is the story of a girl and a boy, born on the same day, at the same time, in the same hospital, whose paths cross again years later, in the very same place. 2007 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Rob Sorrenti Cast: Anne Emery, Sinead Matthews, Tom McClane	21 mins
20:22	CORONA STATION Corona Station is a turf war between two violinists who vie for a prime busking location and the heart of a pretty girl in a gritty Vancouver SkyTrain station. 2004 / Romance / Canada Director: Steve Rosenberg	6 mins
20:30	DEATH OF SALVADOR DALI, THE When Dali seeks Freud's assistance to inject madness into his art, tables are turned and student becomes teacher.Through a series of visits by Dali's friends, enemies, and muse, Freud is unwittingly subjected to chaos, deception, and guns. Featu 2005 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Delaney Bishop Cast: Alan Shearman, Bob Cesario, Dita Von Teese, Mary Burton, Salvador Benavides	18 mins
20:49	SPYHOLE Haunting, evocative study of an ebbing relationship rekindled. When their neighbours go away, Angela offers to watch their cat. Once inside their flat, both Bill and Angela discover a sensual forbidden world, reminding both what they have left behind. 2002 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Jodhi May Cast: David Morrissey, Lesley Sharp	6 mins
20:57	TRAILERS FROM HELL : THE WAR OF THE WORLDS George Pal's pioneering H.G. Wells adaptation from 1953 with Oscar-winning state-of-the-art visual fx and sound effects so great they're still in use today. Documentary / English	2 mins
21:00	INTIMATIONS Abbey McCormick is struggling to connect, full of personal sorrow, and she doesn't necessarily understand this. Teaching her favorite poet, William Wordsworth, at an elite preparatory school, she finds unresponsive and uncommunicative students. 2004 / Drama / United States / English Director: Matthew Testa Cast: Matthew Christopher, Matt Caruso, Sterling Fitzgerald	18 mins
21:18	MIME TO FIVE Working hard for his money, Mime asks how much is that unicycle in the window? 2d animation	7 mins
21:26	TRAILERS FROM HELL : THE SKULL Probably the most accomplished of the non-omnibus Amicus horror pix. Dedicated occult collector Peter Cushing scores a coup - the skull of the Marquis deSade. But it doesn't make him --or anyone else--very happy! Documentary / English	2 mins
21:30	JELLY MOUSTACHE, THE - EPISODE ONE WORK Comedy / English	9 mins
21:39	FAMILY ATTRACTION The last "nuclear family" in America is an endangered species, held in captivity at The National Zoo. Stars Chris Penn and Martin Sheen. 1998 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Brian Hecker Cast: Martin Sheen, Chris Penn	16 mins
21:55	CROOKED MICK OF THE SPEEDWAH 2005 / Australia / English Director: Philip Smith	9 mins
22:00	DOGGONE IT! Dogcatcher Lumpy gets caught in a pack of dogs-gone-crazy! 2d animation	7 mins
22:07	CONCRETE SOLUTION Warning: Concrete and sugar do not mix well for Nutty! 2d animation	7 mins
22:15	SEA WHAT I FOUND A treasure map can only lead to underwater lunacy and painful death! 2d animation	7 mins
22:27	NUTS AND BOLTS High up on the steel supporters of a construction site: an apprentice, his frog, the site foreman, and a lunch break that never was... 2002 / Animation / Germany Director: Andreas Krein	4 mins
22:30	FAULT A poignant, disturbing, and darkly comic short film about a boy who attacks his sadistic tennis instructor. 2003 / Drama / United States / English Director: Justin Swibel Cast: Josh Podoris, Brian Swibel, John Austin, Aaron Fall, Justin Swibel	14 mins
22:44	APOLOGY LINE, THE 2006 Director: James Lees	9 mins
22:54	TEZ Tez is in his car, having a BAD day. A lighthearted study in stress and misanthropy, 'Tez' takes one intolerant man, puts him under the microscope and prods him until he explodes. 2007 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Elliot Goldner Cast: Alex Lowe	6 mins
23:00	MONSTER AND THE PEANUT, THE A become obsessed with the mathmatics of traffic after losing his daughter on the way to the hospital. 2004 / Drama / United States / English Director: Franklin Rho Cast: Dean Haglund, Bo Foxworth, Anne Ramsay	22 mins
23:22	LAST THING TO GO THROUGH A FLY'S MIND, THE A man dies and is given an ultimatum by God; repent or suffer for eternity. He refuses and is reincarnated as different creatures until he eventually repents, only to be robbed of happiness at the last minute. 2007 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Steve Webb Cast: Joe Gooch, Ralph Ineson, Sean Douglas	9 mins
23:30	HARD TO SWALLOW 3 Couples and a cat share Sunday Lubnch... and certainly don't end up drinking too much, swearing at each other or fighting. 2007 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Mat Kirkby Cast: Daisy Haggard, Katherine Parkinson, Kerry Godliman, Nick Burns	14 mins
23:45	CALL REGISTER A hilarious and familiar story of two friends divided by the affections of a woman. The film encapsulates the jealousies and insecurities of friends chasing the same romance. 2004 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: Ed Roe Cast: James Lance, Martin Freeman	13 mins
00:00	Back 2002 / Australia / English Director: Sam Toy Cast: Lucas Stibbard, Damien Garvey	13 mins
00:15	Hole in The Wall 2005 / Australia / English Director: Peter Hegedus Cast: Helen Howard, Samuel Johnson, Harrison Reynolds	10 mins
00:26	DESSERTS An unsuspecting man becomes the victim of a vengeful sea creature. Stars Ewan McGregor. 1998 / Thriller / United Kingdom Director: Jeff Stark Cast: Ewan McGregor	3 mins
00:30	BABYSITTER, THE Don't tell anybody, but 15-year-old Jimmy is still a virgin. Tonight he's stuck babysitting his neighbor, Sara. All he wants is a quiet evening at home. Simple, right? Meet Sara. She's 10. She has other plans for the night 2003 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Gideon Raff	16 mins
00:46	FLOOR 29 2001 / Drama / United States / English Director: Korinna Sehringer Cast: Brooke Shelton, Tim Seyfi	14 mins
01:00	TRAILERS FROM HELL : THE WAR OF THE WORLDS George Pal's pioneering H.G. Wells adaptation from 1953 with Oscar-winning state-of-the-art visual fx and sound effects so great they're still in use today. Documentary / English	2 mins
01:02	NEUTRAL CORNER, A A young boxer arrives in a desolate town where he meets a dao, a stranger and a mysterious waitress. Graham is on a journey, but where will it take him? 2006 / Drama / United Kingdom / English Director: Emily Greenwood Cast: Angela Dixon, Jody Latham, Jon Murray, Valerie Leon	13 mins
01:16	TRAILERS FROM HELL : THE TIME MACHINE Released in 1960, George Pal's greatest work is ably served by Oscar-winning fx, Russ Garcia's memorable score and Rod Taylor and Alan Young's warm performances. Documentary / English	3 mins
01:19	TRAILERS FROM HELL : THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE They don't make 'em like this anymore: those huge sets and cast of thousands from 1964 aren't computer-generated but absolutely real, and those sixties-era actors are a darn sight more interesting than a lot of those we have on hand today. Documentary / English	4 mins
01:23	TRAILERS FROM HELL : SUNSET BOULEVARD Billy WIlder's devastatingly dark yet moving take on the tragic decline of a silent movie queen was released in 1950 and stars Gloria Swanson and William Holden. Documentary / English	3 mins
01:30	PERSONAL PLEASURE An underappreciated housewife in an upper-class society fantasizes about a man intruding into her home and murdering her neglectful husband. 2005 / Drama / United States / English Director: James Oakley Cast: Ames Ingham, Blake Robbins, Michael Oberlander	13 mins
01:44	ONE, THE Natasha Brooks thinks she can have it all with a career, husband and child. Time slips by and she realizes she only has one. She thinks she's in control of her life until a twist of fate makes her question if she has really found "the one" 2007 / Drama / United States / English Director: Deborah Read Cast: Victoria Lauture, Marty Lodge, Fred Ochs, Christina Kendal York, Daila Cardenas, Reda Alili, Deborah Read, Chris Cleveland, Giselle Jones, Jennifer Lynn Wetzel	13 mins
02:00	RATS AND ROACHES When Dennis, an unlucky exterminator meets Sophie,an old lady with a hook for a hand, she offers him a deal he can't refuse:an unobtainable woman in exchange for bugs and vermin. Sounds simple, but will Wendy, Dennis' dream girl cooperate? 1999 / Drama / United States / English Director: Andy Watts	15 mins
02:15	NO NO NO 2002 / Comedy / Ireland / English Director: Stephen Bradley	2 mins
02:18	BARRIE THE BARBER A day in the life of Penarth's worst barber and keenest fitness expert. WINNER BBC TALENT AWARD 2004. 2004 / Comedy / United Kingdom / English Director: John Amu	10 mins
02:30	PRINCESA NARANJA Grieving a loss, Esme and her father move to Los Angeles to start a new life with Aunt Lola. Her father has always treated her as a little girl, but soon he learns that he must let go and allow her to become the woman she was created to be. 2004 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Kenneth Williams Cast: Marco Rodriquez, Mel Gorham, Stephanie Fabian	13 mins
02:43	PRISON FOOD 2008 / Germany / English Director: Uwe Flade Cast: Keith Myers, Peter Henderson, Tony Fordham	6 mins
02:50	HELIUM A gang of burgals intends on breaking into a safety vault. 2008 / Comedy / France / French Director: Pascal Anquetil Cast: Akim Chir, Alain De Catuelan, Alain De Catuelan, Jean-pierre Lazzerini, Patrick-Kodjo Topou	12 mins
03:00	BAGATELLE An international group of amateur footballers find their efforts to locate a pitch to play on abruptly halted by a group of angry French locals. 2009 / Comedy / France / French Director: Ben Adler Cast: Oli McAvoy, Philippe De Monts, Acim Vasic	8 mins
03:08	CAROLINE CROSSING The story of a young girl evacuated from London during the Blitz and sent to live with distant relatives in America. She struggles to accept her new home and family while fearing the worst for her parents back in London. 2006 / Drama / United States / English Director: Mahesh Pailoor Cast: Addie Daddio, Lexi Ainsworth, Patrick Knutsson, Traber Burns	18 mins
03:30	CALL, THE The Call is a tense urban thriller in which a gauche youth is drawn in by a sophisticated seductress after he discovers her mobile phone ringing in the street. Stars Louise Lombard ("CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" & "Hidalgo"). 2003 / Thriller / United Kingdom / English Director: Theo Delaney Cast: Joe Trill, Louise Lombard	10 mins
03:41	ZEN WARRIOR, THE A young woman travels from Japan to Munich to bring back a stolen scroll. She meets her old love and has to solve an incomprehensible Zen puzzle. 2004 / Action / Germany / German Director: Martin Kowalczyk Cast: Shijeki Ohno, Ralf Ulbig, Kato Masahiro, Tina Pham, Miyabi Sudo, Chiang-Mei Wang, Emanuel Bettencourt, Hiromichi Nagano, Tillbert Strahl-Schafer	14 mins
03:56	MOTEL (Brazil, 2003) She left then and they suffered the consequences of this unusual love triangle. 2003 / Drama / Brazil Director: Felipe Dall'Anense Cast: Patricia Barros, Daniel Aguiar, Denise Boro	6 mins
04:00	2010 2010 is a reference code of her favourite wine. While leha lries to shield herself from the suspicious looks of the staff at Systembolaget, the state liquor store, the people close to her shut their eyes to her increasinlgy obvious addiction. Then Leja me 2006 / Drama / Sweden / Swedish Director: Beata Gardeler Cast: Jesper Malm, Ellenn Mattsson	29 mins
04:30	AUTOMATION A lonely parking garage attendant is thrust headlong into a fully automated world as he tries to deal with a random power outage. As his frustration builds, his need for human contact becomes more than he can bear. 2004 / Drama / United States / English Director: Todd Albright	24 mins
04:54	TRAILERS FROM HELL : FIVE MILLION YEARS TO EARTH / Third of Nigel Kneale's visionary Quatermass features adapted from his groundbreaking BBC serials, this one dispenses with Hammer's '50s reliance on transplanted US stars and took a decade to make it into production. Although somewhat cribb Documentary / English	2 mins
04:57	TRAILERS FROM HELL : CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA Roger Corman's goofiest movie didn't play many theaters in 1961 but found its audience during the following decade on late nite TV Creature Features. More off-kilter fun from writer Chuck Griffith. The third lead, billed as Edward Wain, is China Documentary / English	1 min
05:00	LONGBRANCH: A SUBURBAN PARABLE A cowboy, a blind man, and a guy in a red sweater all come together in a didactic recipe of hamburger, ketchup and suicide. 2002 / Comedy / United States / English	12 mins
05:12	JEFF FARNSWORTH Ross wants to be a bouncer at a nightclub, but the harder he tries the greater the struggle to succeed. 2003 / Comedy / United States / English Director: Paul Cotter (dba Z Group Films)	14 mins
05:30	BREAD English	4 mins
05:34	NALE A girl straggles through a nightmarish and desolated landscape. Everyting around her is burnt. Not realizing what has happened, her journey becomes a passage between life and death. 2007 / Drama / Germany Director: Tobias Rahm, Marc Tobias Winterhagen Cast: Marc Tobias Winterhagen, Camilla Nas	5 mins
05:40	Prep Rules 2003 / Australia / English Director: Luke Mayze Cast: Colin Chua, Alison Hart, Michael Coughlan, Tom Cushing, Mark Finden	20 mins

What's On

TV Schedule

VELOCITY RULES

I WANT YOU

LOVE TAKES

PHOBIAS

TRAILERS FROM HELL : ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN

COME HERE TODAY

TRAILERS FROM HELL : PSYCHO

DOUBLE NEGATIVES

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE CRIS

HETTY

LONE STAR LETTERS, THE

LOST CARGO

ANNIE & BOO

BOY NEXT DOOR

GOING POSTAL

DOG TIRED

LITTLE TERRORIST

TRAILERS FROM HELL : PHANTHOM OF THE PARADISE

TRAILERS FROM HELL : FORBIDDEN PLANET

ROASTBEEF

INDEFINITELY

COOKIE THIEF, THE

LISTENING

JOHN

NO PROBLEM

MARILYN HOTCHKISS' BALLROOM DANCING & CH

OPERATOR

TV PEOPLE

HARD BOILED CHICKEN

JUNGLE BEAT: YOU GIVE ME FEVER

JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS

JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

VENT

FETCH

LEFT

EMPIRE

PASSENGERS

A SUMMER'S DAY

MELANCHOLY PUFF MACHINE, THE

DREAMING, THE

WISHING TIME

DARLING DARLING

MY DATE FROM HELL

JUNGLE BEAT: AND SO THE FEELING GROWS

JUNGLE BEAT: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

DOWN TO EARTH

NA HRANI

BORIS

CAR KID, THE

ANOTHER GREEN WORLD

AMERICAN MADE

TRAILERS FROM HELL : JOHNNY GUITAR

TRAILERS FROM HELL : LORD OF THE FLIES

AUTO DA FE

DOCTOR MUFFINS

STICK GUNS

BAR CODE

HERO

HOLD THE LINE

SHIPWRECKED

STICKY FEET

FETCH

CODENAME: SIMON

TRAILERS FROM HELL : ROSEMARY'S BABY

PHOBIAS

CONCRETE

ONE OF US?

ORION SLAVE GIRLS MUST DIE

WEDNESDAY

CORONA STATION

DEATH OF SALVADOR DALI, THE

SPYHOLE

TRAILERS FROM HELL : THE WAR OF THE WORLDS

INTIMATIONS

MIME TO FIVE

TRAILERS FROM HELL : THE SKULL

JELLY MOUSTACHE, THE - EPISODE ONE WORK

FAMILY ATTRACTION